“It Tastes Like Regret”

Speaking of Paul; here's his hilarious account of his run-in with Four Loko. You remember Four Loko, right?

I stared down the can for a full two minutes before I finally built up the courage to open it. After popping the top, I sniffed its contents by wafting it in as one does with potentially dangerous chemicals. The odor was not completely repellant.